Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Nothing seems to change, we will still flock the Coast this holiday

I wrote the piece below four years ago and I don’t think anything has changed since. The Nairobi-Mombasa migration will happen on schedule and as per plan. What do you think? Kenya Tourism Board , however thinks that a trend of Kenyans making forward bookings is slowly emerging!

The Great Migration

It is that time of the year again. The mad rush to the coast starts any time now. The December holiday season built around the schools holiday, Jamhuri weekend, Christmas and New Year holidays is probably the richest and busiest time for the hospitality industry at the coast. Everybody wants to be at the coast over the Christmas period, but if that does not work out due to other engagements, the Jamhuri and New Year period is good enough. Of course the traditional sojourn to the village is forever popular and is fitted in somewhere. The motivation for most middle class Nairobians, who form the longest beeline to the coast, is more to be with “it” than the recreational value they hope to get from such a vacation. There is especially enormous peer pressure via older offspring if their friends are down there, competitors if you are in business, workmates or friends and chama-mates to join the herd.

This irrational holidaying eliminates the possibility of taking a vacation at what would be considered relatively cheaper low or off-peak seasons. During the migration period, a three-star double room on half board basis usually goes for an average of Kshs. 15,000 and assuming you have two kids then you have a daily expenditure of about Kshs. 25,000 and a weekly spend of Kshs.175, 000 ($ 2,430) before you factor in your flight or car costs, taxi, refreshments, outings including one more meal per day, entrance fees to museums and miscellaneous costs. The same room would normally go for about 40-60% less during the off-peak season depending on duration of stay, size of group and mode of booking. Even at these exorbitant prices, rooms are surprisingly scarce and it is common to hear of late or double booked clients staying at staff quarters until something becomes available.

Of course the season of bounty means that the level of service goes a notch or two lower due to congestion beyond capacity and the problems associated with casual labour hurriedly assembled. Complaints are not attended to and even basics like a clean pair of sheets may be overlooked. For a regular traveler or a repeat client familiar with the best standards, it is a very trying time and often leads to “never again” vows. Cottages outside official hotels are also very popular and are cashing in on the great migration. In Mombasa they are called cottages, but up the beach in Malindi they become Villas and around Naivasha they are Chalets. The names are not a function of architecture, but semantics. They are generally the same thing. In a cottage, you take care of your cooking, washing and are generally left to your own designs as opposed to a hotel setting where meal times are specific and they arrange for your entertainment during the day and in the evenings. Cottages are good for groups of friends who know their way around. Home holidays are also in vogue and it is common to hear of vacationers who exchange their homes for a week or so. A family in Mombasa naturally wants to be out of the migration’s way and the easiest way is to leave their home to trusted friends or relatives from upcountry; who in turn will make available their home. To ensure the visitors settle comfortably, some arrangement for resident servants can be made. It is a cost effective way of seeing the country especially if you have relatives and friends in far-flung corners of the country.

Two recent developments will aid the movement of vacationers to and from the coast. Firstly, Kenya Airways has dedicated their latest birds to the insatiable traffic on the NBO-MSA-NBO route. Although their deliberate policy of overbooking each and every flight does not ensure universal satisfaction for all travellers, they still deliver a quality product compared to the planes and service of the 90s. On the other hand, a new carrier, Fly 540 has joined the route with an enticing Kshs.5, 450/= price (there is a * attached which could only mean 3,200/= in taxes) for a return trip as compared to the Kshs.16, 900/= (or 11,700/=if you are organised enough to book months before) charged by KQ and Kshs. 12,200/= by East African. The Fly 540 capacity cannot dent KQ’s dominance of the route and can only gratify any grousers who need another airline for the sake of change.

The second development has been a while taking shape. With the severe damage occasioned by the El Nino rains in 1998, the Mombasa highway has almost been rebuilt anew. In 2002, the 150 kilometer section between Mtito Andei and Bachuma Gate was reconstructed by China Road & Bridge Corporation. The 90 km section between Bachuma Gate and Mariakani was also re-carpeted, but without proper shoulders. Early this year the 150 km Mtito Andei- Sultan Hamud section was completed by Strabag. The 70 km section between Machakos turn-off and Mlolongo though rough and uneven is still good by our standards. In the near future, this section will be a dual carriageway. At the opposite end, work on the 35 km Mariakani-Miritini section has already started and in fact some seven kilometers is already open. The super efficient China Road & Bridge Corporation are on site. The four hundred and eighty five kilometer journey to the coast is kaleidoscopic with some 100 kilometers of above average roads, 300 kilometers of probably the best continuous road in the country, some 35 kilometers of the worst surface pretending to be a road anywhere in the world. The rest is taken by dual carriageways that start and end your journey on both ends. It is rumored that the Sultan Hamud-Mtito Andei section shaved some kilometers by bypassing a couple of small towns like Machinery. Whether one is using a self-drive car or public means, the road is now largely good. Self-drive is possible inside five hours with leisurely stops in between, while public means takes a painfully long eight hours. For a car consuming a liter for every 12 kilometers, you need 40 liters which will cost Kshs. 3,112/=. That is assuming you are not driving a monster or faster than the legal 110 kph. Coast Bus costs between Kshs. 1,100/=, 1,500/= and 1,800/= per person depending on luxury standards of the bus. Most of the other transporters will charge up to1, 500/= in view of the season.

Once you find your way, there is plenty to do at the coast and traditionally the beach visit is a must for both swimmers and the sinking type. A shopping tour of the island is also recommended. The five storied and themed Nawal Centre at Mwembe Tayari is a novelty even for the know-it-all seen-it-all Nairobian. Fort Jesus with a guide still ranks up there for those with a thing for history. So is a guided tour of the old town and port around Fort Jesus. Away from the island, the Haller Park in Bamburi and Ngomongo Village in Shanzu are both educative and a good way of spending half a day. Bob’s pub in Nyali is the place for the quintessential Nairobian to be seen. Sunday night live performance by Mombasa Roots is worth the time and money. The Mtwapa suburb has a bohemian feel about it and for the night owls it’s the one neighbourhood that never sleeps. The Moorings in the Mtwapa Creek is a quiet floating restaurant that is ideal for adults looking for a quiet time. Further out, you have Shimba Hills National Reserve to the south through the Likoni Channel. The Park borders Kwale town and is small and near enough for a half day excursion from Mombasa. If you have appetite for the exotic, Wasini Island past the Shimoni village would be ideal. Hire a boat and go see the dolphins. The border point at Lunga Lunga is only 90 kilometres from Mombasa and if you are polite to immigration officers on both sides, you can be allowed to walk “abroad” to the makeshift Horo Horo town on the Tanzania side. South of Mombasa has borne the brunt of the recent floods and it is good to get an up-to-date brief on the road’s condition, but it’s a good and near destination if you want to see the Tiomin country, the collapsed Ramisi sugar factory and irrigation scheme or detour into the Tiwi, Diani or Shelly beaches. North Coast is a favourite for many. Vipingo, Kilifi,Gede, Watamu, Malindi are all within a day’s reach from Mombasa and are exiting destinations with an array of possibilities to fit a couple of day’s itinerary.

Other popular destinations this festive season include. -Naivasha -Nanyuki -Nakuru, Bogoria, Baringo -Narok.

So, if a stampede is your idea of fun, see you at the coast. I will be the portly guy in shorts and ill fitting Hawaiian shirt sweating profusely.

Happy Holidays.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Communicating in a Crisis- What to do when your reputation and image takes a beating.

The last few weeks have borne two classic examples of why individuals and corporate should all have a plan for that bad day when their reputations like a set of dominoes will start collapsing despite their best efforts.

Locally we had the G4S losing millions of their client’s money. This is a company that has sold itself as the bastion of security for your premises, money in transit, vendor of security solutions, et al. Their armoured vehicles have a ubiquitous presence in Nairobi and around the country. Being an international company with British roots helped to solidify their credentials. All that solidity was shattered by three robberies that cost G4S more than the millions lost. Their reputation was shattered and suddenly they seemed so vulnerable. Creative and mischievous minds turned them into a butt of crude and heartless joke. G4S was now “Gone in 4 Seconds”, copies of tricked-up pictures of their guards holding multi-million cheques won in imaginary “Ponyoka na Pick-up” promotions started doing rounds on the internet.

After taking such a beating, they rushed to Gina Din Communications (www.ginadin.com ), a leading Nairobi PR firm that has a measure of success in crisis management having worked with Kenya Airways after the West Africa plane crashes. G4S further appointed a CEO for the East Africa Region as a means of re-assuring their clients. This was telling especially after a hint of internal discontent after the recent appointment of the first indigenous Kenyan MD for the Kenyan operation.

Away from Kenya, the last two weeks have seen Tiger Woods, the first athlete to earn a billion dollars going through a nightmare of sorts that he at first dismissed with a minor statement about being involved in a “one –vehicle accident”, but later admitted that, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”

It all started when the US Weekly run a cover story to the effect that Tiger could be cheating on his wife. Tiger has managed to create a Mr. Clean image and hence attracted millions in commercial endorsements. The article triggered a tiff at the Tigers home which led to the said accident and the subsequent flood of close to ten women claiming to have had affairs with Tiger Woods. The women range from porn star Holly Sampson, to bar hostesses from around the US and world. There are rumors of Tiger buying the silence of some in an effort to keep them away from sharing with the world the sordid details of their trysts.

Meanwhile, the networks are in hot pursuit of an interview with the famously private Woods, whose carefully managed and no longer "squeaky clean" image is the real victim in this mess. The golfer is said to be mulling an offer to tell all there is to tell on Oprah's comfy couch about his so-called "transgressions." Crisis management experts say it's the best thing he could do. His initial stalling and treating the matter as a trivial one was not good. For instance Nick Allen notes in the Daily Telegraph that, “you cannot stonewall the internet and the 24-hour news channels. Everyone Twitters, everyone has a camera, and while Woods remains silent, wilder and wilder reports, some true others not, will fill the void he leaves". Reports that his mother-in-law has been hospitalized after fainting and his wife fleeing to a Swedish island near Stockholm just show that this saga has not peaked yet.

These two examples just go to show that no person or corporate is immune to a crisis once in a while. If it has not happened to you, it will happen soon. What is important is that you should have a plan and your plan should involve a very healthy dose of telling the whole truth and nothing else. You should also consult an image and reputation practitioner soonest possible. Publicists are not usually good at this; they are usually fair weather staff. During a crisis, you need discreet and honest professional help.

There is no image that is too solid.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Birds and Bees

My daughter Natasha is only six years and three months. In her rather hectic life filled to the brim with homework, fights with the brother, riding her bike, attending birthday parties, blackmailing and arm-twisting me for new shoes, a movie, satellite TV renewal for the holidays and generally being a resident nuisance, she does have an occasional minute here or there when she makes rather deep and reflective statements which momentarily gives me a glimpse of her psyche. The other day we were talking in one such moment when serious stuff finds a way of popping up. So there we were all alone in the sitting room. Father on the sofa and daughter on the floor with back leaning on my sofa, when she goes, “Dad, sometimes I wish I had a sister”, and I go like “Why baby? You have your brother Gregory”. Does she want us to buy her a sister, I ask keeping with my usual line? “Babies come from the stomach” she retorts. “Who told you that? I ask. She goes on like she didn’t hear me. “But anyway, mum says she won’t carry another baby in her stomach. As if she is on cue, she moves on. “Dad, do you know that you cannot get a baby if you are not married”? Phew I mutter in my mind grateful that rules reign in her world. This is getting interesting and I need to keep her talking just to understand how much she knows and for me to find out if I am too late for the birds and bees story. This is not a subject you plan and diarize, that at age seven in 2010, I will have the “talk” with my baby. During my time, we learnt such stuff during the biology class and that too only in second form. Today the kids are learning so much from a barrage of media channels and peers. But what is the right age to start? Anyways, I wanted Natasha to talk some more and in a very evenly toned voice I pick her cue hoping that she will be encouraged to unleash more six-year-old wisdom. “Baby, is that so?” “Yes” she responds taking my hook. Seeming hell-bent on getting over her did-you-know-script, she comes back with one that almost gets me to sit up from the sofa. “Did you know that in a wedding if you kiss for too long, you could get a curse?” I am almost tempted to take a diversion and ask if she knows what a curse is, but wishing to stay with the theme and for lack of anything wiser to say, I retort “who told you that now? She responds with no hesitation that, “another girl told me”. The parent-ish thing to do would be to ask her “which girl” with a view to finding fault in her friend’s world-view or that of her parent’s, but again I want to keep this going on. So I use the only line that seems to work and ask “baby, is that so?” And ignoring me once again, she digs from her list of must-share-this-tidbits-with-dad and seeming to be addressing no one in particular she says, “To get babies you must sleep in the same bed with someone…gross!” Her list exhausted, she says nothing more and before I can compose myself and determine what to say next, Natasha has bolted into another room.

What should kids know about sex and at what age?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Some Minor Changes

I have made some changes in my template and added a bit of functionality on my blog. I hope its easy on the eye. As usual Blogger makes it so easy for the tech-challenged majority like me. I will make some more changes after a month or so.

Why?

Why are our world-beating athletes not national heroes? Why do we go gaga over foreign heroes? Why does Usain Bolt cause such a stir in Kenya while our own world beating multiple record holders pass through our airports and into village-bound decrepit matatus? Why do we treat our athletes like a herd? Why send them to State House in a big group? Why not pick out the shining stars amongst them for private audience with the President? Wouldn’t such a gesture give the young upcoming athletes something to aim for? What has AK done to help our athletes improve their PR skills? Why do they assume that the much-maligned agents will invest in our products? After all, don’t these agents see Kenya as a never stopping conveyer belt for raw-untapped athletes? Why don’t any of our athletes last beyond two or three seasons? Why does Haile and Kenenisa seem to go on like energizer batteries? Who is their equivalent in Kenya? Why doesn’t corporate Kenya adopt the shining stars amongst our athletes and start symbiotic relationships? Why doesn’t the biggest PR agency of the land do some CSR and help out athletes in articulation? What are our famed personal coaches doing about it? Why do Tegla Lorupe and Paul Tergat remain relevant so many years past their prime? Is it a personality thing? If so, why do we blame Usain Bolt for having a magnetic and charismatic personality? What can we do about it here at home?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Police Force Rivalry

As the current struggle and sibling rivalry between Regular and Administration Police unfolds, the contrast between the two forces is glaring and it seems that public perception favours the APs. The Administration Police are a shining example of what reforms can do. Go out and test run their efficacy today. I recently met a District AP Commander in one of the more volatile districts and was impressed by his confidence and articulation of the Force’s vision and mission. Every District commander is trained out of the country at least once a year. When funds are disintegrated, the portion that goes to Regular Police can hardly be seen to achieve anything, whereas the APs have provided housing to the districts, vehicles, Mobile spikes in every vehicle, procured the anti-riot kit that made its public debut during the 2008 clashes and was known as the robots, created a Rapid Deployment Unit (RDU), faithfully implement their strategic plan annually, they also hold an Annual General Meeting in which all seniors from districts and HQ congregate in Mombasa for a number of days and bond, review performance and get inspired by motivational and technical talks from NSIS, American Embassy, etc.

The boys in blue n the other hand are accused of ignoring security which is their core business and focusing almost all their energies on traffic. It is obvious that traffic management pays good and regular bribes and it seems like the whole force is now focused on controlling traffic, harassing truck and matatu owners. A small unit in the Ministry of Transport should be created to deal with such issues. A Metropolitan force in Nairobi can combine what the traffic police do now with a bit of the inspection role played by City askaris. Do you ever wonder why we invest so much in traffic lights and never give them a chance? I want to imagine that cops have a vested interest and won’t allow us to use such lights. They reap more when we all get chaotic during the rush hours!

It is not all rosy in the AP force though, there are down sides too, for instance, the force lacks prosecutorial powers and must pass through their blue adorned colleagues, there exists a conflict with their Provincial Administration superiors who liberally use the force for political ends at the behest of politicians.

When all is said and done though, the country needs a unified police force made up of specialist units and not two rival forces trying hard to outshine and embarrass each other and win the public’s hearts with largely empty publicity gimmicks and theatrics.

While at it, shouldn’t the current so called reforms be considering the need to create a Metropolitan Police Force for Nairobi City?

Monday, November 09, 2009

If Jesus Had A Kenyan Wife

I got this from a mail forward and I thought it was funny. Girls, is it true that even Jesus would not have been good enough by your standards. Reminds me of a recent biography of the Obamas in which Michelle is alleged to have dismissed Barrack's early community organizing work as not good enough for her. She wanted him to get a real job with real pay!

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”What do you mean you were wandering in the desert for forty days? Don't give me that fake story about not eating or drinking for forty days and then you come up with a cock-and-bull story ati you were being tempted by Satan, what do you take me for, alaaah?? I think you must be having an affair with some woman but you are too dumb to come up with a convincing lie. Ebu try another! You mean that other woman was not cooking for you for all those 40 days, mlikuwa munaimba kwaya??”

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”The other day I heard that you asked a certain Samarian woman for water. Does it mean that our tap has run dry for you to go begging for water?Keringet imeisha Nakumatt? Kwanza do you know whether she boils her water, venye kuna kipindupindu na Typhoid? I figure out that you were not actually after any water... you had your own ‘watery’ designs ! Why did you ask her about her husband, so that you vamiaher?? Wewe Yesu, wewe?? Umeanza ukora si ndio?!? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

”And what about that woman who touched you (your Kanzu) and you said she felt well. Heeh?!? She felt good! Where did she feel good?! Answer me! Where?! How? I also need to feel good saa huu huu! I swear if I catch you na huyo kinyangarika wako, I'm leaving and I'm taking the kids with me, sitaki upuzi wako! Then eventually you will have to face my father and the whole cabinet of our clan, ati feeling well? My foot!!”. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

”I wish you would just settle down and focus on your caperntry career instead of just hanging out and zururaring with that team of yours! Kwanza that Simon Peter guy, mimi simpendi, aende akanyoe hizo mandevu zake, pengine zina vigunyoo! Huyo Mark anaonekana kama chori na Mathew aliniitisha chai bila heshima kaa ambae Ketepa imeandikwa kwa uso wangu, simtaki hapa kwangu, na yule John anatembea kama Kidungumaria,nilmuona vile namwangalia maid wetu na macho za kugwara,aahh? kwani ni lazma utembee nao? You used to be a great carpenter, lakini ma-sofa ya watu na Shoe Racks za tangu last year haujawamalizia wateja, wee kazi yako ni kurandaranda, ati unaponya watu, si uniponye mimi kwanza?!?Nataka kuponywa mpaka nichizike; haaahhhh!! What happened to that ka-trip ulisema utanipeleka, kwa ile beach ya Lake Galilee? Siku hizi wee ni mrongo saana! At least you used to be able to put food on the table when you had a steady jobo. Watu wa kwetu wanataka mjukuu mwengine, so, ni lazma ufanye OT, sitaki kujua! You need to grow up and take responsibilities, mii sikuja hapa kuwa sanamu ukutani, nataka nipige nduru kama yule mke wa Barnabas!”

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”You have been bragging around that you fed some five thousand people with only some few loaves of bread and two pieces of fish when your family here ata chipoh za Kenchick ni matanga kupata! Can’t you see that we are suffering from malnutrition? Eti "Magic"!? What magic? Can't you perform that magic in our matrimonial home and give us enough Pizzas na Matobosha, na samaki wa kupaka na Chapoh kama tray kadhaa hivi to eat for a lifetime?!? Now, that will be magic ya nguvu! Give us a good house, wee si ni Carpenter, nyumba yavuja kama kichungi cha chai, na wewe una-do?? By the way, nataka chapaa za shopping nika-buy zile Jeans pencil and ear rings, ornaments na kadhalika, yaaaani, give us riches, umesikia??I’m not buying hii stori ati you are going around and feeding other people with borrowed or begged food, kwani wee ni AMREF au Shirika la Msalaba Nyekundu??” xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

”I think that you have been taking me all along for a ride kaa mimi ni Tamarind Dhow. I don't need a hippie for a husband; I need to feel like other wives feel! You spend all day with those twelve jerks and sometimes you are gone for weeks on end; mimi najua munaenda wapi, kwa nani na kwa nini??. You don't spend enough time with me neither with the kids. I need to feel loved. Where did the romance go: down the Dead sea? Sometimes I think you put your jerks and those 'vinyangarikas' before me. I need to feel like I am number one in your life, au kuna mwengine na mimi nimezubaa hapa kama pimbi??” xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

”And by the way,I don't like how one of your buddies looks at me. That your boy Judas. He keeps coming around when you are out for apparently no reason. Mara anataka hiki, mara ataka kile, simuelewi! He kept popping in every few days when you were gone for those forty days. He gives me the creeps. You need to check on the homies you move around with au nitawapiga marufuku wasije hapa tena; have I made myself crystal clear?!?”

The Reform Agenda and Kenya’s Historic Opportunity Speech to the Law Society of Kenya By U.S. Ambassador Michael Ranneberger October 30, 2009

Thank you for inviting me to speak today. It is an honor to address Kenya’s legal community and to share ideas about the way forward at this critical juncture in the country’s history.

Historic Opportunity for Fundamental Change

Recently a commentator in one of the leading newspapers asked “who will save us from the abyss?” Kenyans across the political, social, and ethnic spectrum are expressing profound concerns about whether the country is headed toward another crisis in the lead-up to the 2012 elections. Having recently been in Washington, I can testify that President Obama shares these concerns. Kofi Annan reflected these preoccupations during his most recent visit when he referred to the Kenyan people’s crisis of confidence in the leadership of their country. In all corners of Kenya, one hears intelligent appreciation of what must be done to avert a crisis: full implementation of the reform agenda to which the coalition government committed itself. The progress – or lack of it – on implementation of the reforms and what can be done to encourage and support implementation are, therefore, the most urgent issues facing the nation.

Kenya is at a crossroads. The window is fast closing for the meaningful reforms Kenya must undertake in order to avoid a repeat of the 2008 violence – or worse – and to ensure a stable and prosperous democratic future. To paraphrase the American poet Robert Frost, Kenya faces two divergent paths. One leads back to conflict, economic crisis, and the ruin of innocent lives. The other leads to a more stable, prosperous, and open society in which corruption and impunity are no longer tolerated. It is the determination to take the path less traveled that will indeed make all the difference for the future of this vibrant country.

The Law Society of Kenya is a well-respected and unique organization in that its members represent all facets of Kenya’s legal community. You come from all the regions and ethnic communities of Kenya, and collectively represent a brain trust of remarkable expertise. Among your members are many of the prominent officials charged with overseeing key portions of the reform process, including the Chairperson of the Independent Boundary Review Commission; the Chairperson and six of the members of the Committee of Experts on the Constitution; the Vice Chair of the Truth, Justice, and Reconciliation Commission; members of the Police Reform Task Force; and a number of Members of Parliament who chair important committees. You have in the past played a very critical role in charting the path that this country has taken in the democratization process. You continue to be a beacon of hope for many Kenyans. I urge you to increase your engagement in support of the reform process, including encouraging and supporting your colleagues who occupy these important reform-minded positions to put their hearts and minds without reservation into the tasks before them for the benefit of Kenya.

The reform process is the most urgent issue for the international community’s relations with Kenya, because the United States and all Kenya’s partners want to see a stable and prosperous democratic future for this country. President Obama knows the impressive quality of the people of Kenya and the great potential of this country. That is why he and his Administration are pushing hard to ensure that Kenyans seize the opportunity, opened up by the crisis last year, to bring about fundamental change. We will not relent.

Progress Overshadowed by the Culture of Impunity

In considering the challenges Kenya faces today, let me pause to take stock of what has been achieved. Since independence Kenya has had an upward trajectory marked by important milestones: independence, the establishment of multi-party democracy, the smooth transition between former President Moi and President Kibaki, the holding of the first truly democratic election in Kenya’s history; and the subsequent achievement of an unprecedented 7 percent rate of growth, to name only some.

And yet, the culture of impunity has hung like a dark cloud over the country, retarding growth. How much greater could Kenya’s trajectory have been? True turning points in history are rare and even more rarely understood at the time. But Kenyans and foreign observers alike can all see that Kenya is at such a turning point. Can leaders seize the opportunity to end the culture of impunity and launch a process of fundamental change through implementation of the comprehensive reform agenda?

I believe that the Kenyan people are determined to see this done, and that makes me positive about the future of the country. At the same time, I am realistic and recognize that tackling the culture of impunity requires a Herculean effort. I know that there are strong and influential vested interests which are fighting against change through political manipulation and corruption, through intimidation, and even through violence.

That is why it is essential to encourage people to press their leaders – and the entire political class – to move rapidly to implement the reform agenda. Democracy only works effectively when people clearly and peacefully make their views known to their elected leaders. President Kibaki and Prime Minister Odinga and parliamentarians need to hear a more concerted message from the Kenyan people on the importance of implementing reforms. You can exert leadership to help mobilize that concerted message.

The coalition government has been in office for almost 18 months, since the Cabinet was formed in May of 2008. There have been some achievements, but much more should have been accomplished, and must be accomplished within the next 8-12 months. If not, the window of opportunity to bring about fundamental change will be lost – as most Kenyans already realize – with dire consequences for the nation.

On the positive side, the electoral commission was disbanded and the Interim Independent Electoral Commission was set up. The Waki and Kriegler Commissions delivered credible, detailed reports laying out a roadmap for key reforms. The Truth, Justice, and Reconciliation Commission has been established, as well as the Boundary Commission. And there have been some other modest steps as well.

Perhaps most importantly, the government has signaled its intention to implement far-reaching police reform, and has begun the process by changing the police leadership. This, coupled with the resignation of the Director of the Kenyan Anti-Corruption Commission (KACC), opens the possibility for real reform to make the legal system more effective, unbiased, transparent, and corruption-free. We have made clear that we will maintain pressure for implementation of the entire reform agenda, but that we will support reforms when they are undertaken and backed by real and sustained political will.

Fundamental Reforms

While acknowledging some progress, the most important reforms that are needed to end the culture of impunity and to ensure future democratic stability and prosperity have either not been implemented or are moving at an alarmingly slow pace which mitigates in favor of the status quo.

n No steps have been taken to hold accountable the principal perpetrators of post-election violence.

n Decisive, bold steps against corruption have not been launched.

n Far-reaching judicial reform has not been undertaken.

n The Attorney General’s office remains an obstacle to effective anti-corruption efforts and thus to reform.

n The constitutional revision process is moving slowly and could prove disastrously divisive unless the coalition partners cooperate to support key changes.

n Major and complex issues relating to districts, the census, and preparation of a new voter list must be resolved.

Each element of these reforms is vital to Kenya’s future.

Constitutional Revision

Meaningful and comprehensive constitutional revision is crucial to create a framework in which all Kenyans can compete without fear that any ethnic group or community will be disadvantaged. The election of the NARC government in 2001 and the peaceful transition of power was a time of hope and expectation in Kenya. The biggest expectation was the one call that brought NARC to power: the promise to deliver a new constitution. If a new constitution had been passed that addressed important issues effectively, it might have prevented or solved a number of divisive problems now facing this country. I agree with the increasingly unified voice of Kenyans who are insisting that it is critical to have a new constitution now, and not at some undefined future date. In addition, that constitution must address the difficult issues head-on, including the structure of executive power, the system for devolution, and judicial independence. The Law Society of Kenya, due to the talents and abilities of its members, has been at the forefront of constructive dialogue on constitutional reform for many years. I urge you now to redouble and revitalize your energies in this direction so that this historic opportunity is not lost.

Rule of Law

Rule of law reform is essential to assure Kenyans that everyone regardless of their class, social status, or ethnicity will be protected and given justice. Public perception that the court system lacks impartiality and is riddled by corruption is a major concern. Because all the elements of the criminal justice system are interdependent, police and judicial reforms are closely linked. We are encouraged that the government appears to recognize that the culture of policing in Kenya needs to undergo some fundamental changes in order to better serve the Kenyan people and to be in line with modern international policing standards. I have told the government that the United States is ready to support reform of the police if the Task Force recommendations are implemented, and that we will provide assistance to make the Kenya Anti-Corruption Commission more effective if credible new leadership is chosen through a transparent process. Among the most important police reforms are the establishment of effective internal and external oversight mechanisms to curb corruption and human rights abuses, and the establishment of a Police Service Commission. Extrajudicial killings must be fully investigated and stopped.

Accountability

Bringing inciters and financiers of violence to account is vital to send a strong message to those who choose to think that violence is a viable strategy to influence the political process. Kenya needs to become a place where it is no longer politically acceptable or advantageous to exploit and worsen inter-ethnic tensions, to pay voters or youths to carry out acts of violence, or to organize local militias with the express purpose of terrorizing and punishing innocent citizens. We continue to urge that a credible independent Special Tribunal be established in Kenya and that Kenya fully cooperate with the International Criminal Court to investigate and prosecute those suspected of orchestrating and supporting post-election violence.

Kenya in the Globalized World

In today’s globalized world, no leader or nation can stand alone. Every leader and nation, whether commenting on global issues or the situation in another country, must do so while acknowledging that his or her own country is not immune from criticism. This is perhaps especially true of the United States for, as President Obama has stated, to whom much has been given much is expected. The world rightly comments on our short-comings – whether with respect to the continuing challenges we face to achieve true racial equality, with respect to the growing disparity in income between our rich and our poor, with respect to abuses of detainees at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo, or with respect to our foreign policy, just to name a few issues. Profoundly cognizant of our own limitations, we seek to play a responsible global role based on the mutual interests that we share.

Kenya and the United States have long shared a deep friendship and partnership based on the extensive ties between our people and, increasingly, on shared democratic values. It is within this context and in this spirit that we speak out about the reform agenda and its vital importance to Kenya’s future.

Today I reiterate the calls of Secretary of State Clinton and President Obama for Kenya’s leadership to listen to the voices of its people and to undertake implementation of the key reforms I have listed above with a much, much greater sense of urgency. All of us know what must be done. There is no more time for commissions, rhetoric, obfuscation, and half-steps.

U.S. Efforts to Propel Reform

Our efforts to press for implementation of reforms are both private and public. Privately, we are maintaining intensive dialogue with the coalition leadership, parliamentarians, and actors across the political, social, and economic landscape. That dialogue is frank and constructive. Publicly, we are continuing to encourage the Kenyan people to press peacefully for implementation of reforms. We are involved in a number of other activities aimed at promoting implementation of reforms. These include expanded outreach to Members of Parliament; support for independent grassroots youth organizations; and intensified contacts with civil society, the private sector, the media, and religious organizations, to name only a few.

We are providing millions of dollars to support the reform agenda, including technical and financial assistance to Parliament, civil society, land reform, the Interim Independent Electoral Commission, and constitutional reform, among other areas. In the coming weeks we will be announcing new initiatives to expand this engagement: through increased support for grassroots youth organizations, empowerment of women, increased support for reform-minded parliamentarians, and expanded dialogue with civil society. As the elite representatives of Kenya’s legal profession, you have a special responsibility to employ your expertise to support and press for implementation of the reform agenda.

In Wizard of the Crow, the great Kenyan writer Ngugi wa Thiong’o’s magical, spellbinding novel about Kenya -- thinly disguised as another fictional African nation -- he writes of the heroine: “Helpless, she sought, as usual, solace in work, burying herself even more deeply in the day-to-day details of the People’s Assembly, rallying around the call for the return of their (the people’s) collective voice. Their activities would climax in a day of self-renewal during which the people would….renew their vows to step up efforts to steer the country in a different path.” Most Kenyans I talk with say that their country is in a state of crisis right now, and that the country needs to move in a different path – towards fundamental change.

Thankfully, Kenya is not burning, but these Kenyans rightly sense that the historic opportunity to bring about fundamental change and to avoid a repeat of the crisis last year will be lost without urgent implementation of the reform agenda. Yet, in the absence of a dramatic crisis, along the lines of what Kenyans experienced last year, it is hard to mobilize in a concerted way to exert peaceful pressure for change. It is important that all Kenyans who want to see peaceful change come together in a more coordinated fashion to send an unequivocal message to the entire political class on the need for reform.

I have repeatedly observed that the crisis last year was resolved by the Kenyan people precisely because they came together in a concerted way, with the help of the United States, Kofi Annan and the Eminent Persons, and other international friends. The United States could only play the helpful role it did because we were supporting the Kenyan people. Neither we nor others can impose an outside agenda for change. The reform agenda was drafted by Kenya’s leaders – and now the Kenyan people must hold those leaders accountable for its implementation.

Secretary Clinton and President Obama have both stated that we will not do business as usual with those who do not support reform or who support violence. Thus, earlier this week Assistant Secretary for African Affairs Johnnie Carson – a great friend of Kenya – announced that the United States has imposed a visa ban on a very senior Kenyan government official, and that we are considering a number of such visa bans. We will take additional actions if the reform agenda does not move forward.

Our President, a son of Kenya, wants to see a stable and prosperous democratic future for this nation. No true friend of Kenya, no true Kenyan patriot can want anything less. Failure to grasp the historic opportunity Kenya now has in its hands would be unconscionable. To take up this challenge and carry out reforms will require heroic leadership and responsible pressure by the Kenyan people. This is a daunting task. Some would say that the odds are stacked against success, but I reject that categorically. The Kenyan people rose to the unprecedented challenge they faced last year, and I am confident that they will do so again, with the support and encouragement of their friends. Today we can see a growing awareness by Kenyans of the need for change, and dynamics shifting in the direction of reform. These dynamics include a more assertive Parliament, more constructive activism by youth, and a citizenry that is more outspoken. Kenya has no greater relationship than with the United States, and thus we have a great responsibility to engage to our utmost to help Kenyans build a stable democratic future in which the well-being of all will be advanced through shared prosperity.

Thank you.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Can we do without the Kenyan politician?

I recently had the opportunity to watch a classic movie "My Fair Lady", which is the story of Eliza Doolittle, a cockney flower girl who takes speech lessons from professor Henry Higgins so that she can pass as a lady. Higgins takes credit for Eliza's success, but she realizes that she can now be independent and does not need him. The musical's 1956 broadway production was a smash hit, setting a new record for the longest run of any major musical theatre production in history. It was followed by a hit London production, a popular film version, and numerous revivals. It has been called "the perfect musical."
One of the more memorable songs in the musical is "without you" and after watching it, I paraphrased the lyrics into a beffiting song called "Kenya Without You" What fools we were, what dominated fools. To think that politicians were the earth and sky What fools we were, what elevated fools What kichwa maji we were No our reverberating friends You are not a beginning and the end There’ll be rains every year without you Kenya still will be here without you There’ll be fruit on the tree And a shore by the sea There’ll be mandazi and tea without you Art and music will thrive without you Somehow our mashairi will survive without you And there still will be rain on that plain down in Litein Even that will remain without you, we can do without you You, dear politician, you taught so well You can go to Hague, Local Tribunal or TJRC There can still be rulers in Kenya without you State House will stand without you And without much ado we can All muddle through without you Without pulling it, the tide comes in Without your twirling it, the Earth can spin Without your pushing them, the clouds roll by If they can do without you, ducky so can we We will not feel alone without you We can stand on our own without you So go back in your shell We can do bloody well without you By George, we really will do it, will do it, will do it We said, we’d make a nation and indeed we will do it We know that we can do it, we know , we know We said we’d make a nation and succeed we will Kenyan you’re magnificent

Monday, June 15, 2009

African Airlines & The Private Jets of Presidents

Dusty and neglected on the tarmac is this giant jet (probably a DC ) that was used by the president in the past, now forgoten and forlon.
A newer jet is now in place for the leader's personal use. This is a country without an Airforce. No second airport and hence the president's private splendour is right there for all to see. In a continent with about 40 airline's paractically all leaders have one or two private planes at their disposal. For instance, King Mswati III recently bought a new private jet for £28 million. Yet a quarter of his country needs food aid, 22 per cent of them have HIV, and the entire Swazi health budget is pounds £12.6 million.
Apart from the private airplanes for personal use of the African leader, the continent has about 40 airlines. Africa Airlines Association http://www.afraa.org/ based in Nairobi has amongst its memebrship many private airlines-an emerging trend- due to the continuing demise of oft mismanaged national carriers. A more recent addition is Virgin Nigeria which is flying to new destiantions in the West Africa region with predictable frequency.
Virgin Nigeria is an offshoot of Virgin Atlantic owned by Branson. This airline continues to fly to and from all the corners of Africa using the regional hubs of Johanesburg, Nairobi, Lagos, etc to link the continent with the rest of the world.
Kenya Airways though smaller than the giants of African skys-South African Airways, Ethiopian, Air Maroc, Tunisair and Air Algerie, - has continued to perform better and is well loved in the regions they serve outside Kenya, especially West Africa.
CVA from Cape Verde is a private airline that has been in operation since 1956. Not many national airlines can claim such longevity. I loved their professional demeanor.
Nigeria has numerous local airlines like Arik Air, Aero Contractors, Afrijet, Bellview, Capital Airlines Chanchangi Airlines, Dana Air, IRS Airlines and Virgin Nigerian flying to various destinations within the country and in the region. Bellview above is one of the bigger and busier ones. Others are Arik and Virgin Nigeria. One in every four Africans is a Nigerian and that should explain why they have so many airlines.

African Airports & Airlines

The Lagos Transit Lounge- Lonely if you must spend the night between flights
Lagos' Murtala Mohammed Airport from the tarmac
Named after a past Nigerian leader, as is the practice in Africa
Dakar Airport from the tarmac
Banjul Airport- recently upgraded from a cattle shed-like structure by an AU meeting in 2006
Dakar's Léopold Sédar Senghor International Airport Airport from the street- ongoing construction works. Nothing fancy to warrant all the fascination US Presidents have for Senegal.Patrick Smith (columnist), author of the long-running 'Ask the Pilot' column for Salon.com, called it the 'World's Worst Airport', commenting that he found there 'only squalor, an unnerving sense of confinement and to some extent danger'. I agree- I missed my connection due to the immigration officer's insistence on talking french only to proudly let me know of their prowess in english after the connecting flight was long gone!
Bamako's Senou International Airport - they have frenchmen cleaning plane cabins and supplying food. In Africa! In 2009!

In time for the president's birthday

We landed in Banjul on 25th May which was the President's 44th birthday. The day was a public holiday, ostensibly Africa Day, but by the look of the billboards on all highways, it is H.E. President Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Jammeh's annual partying day. The local media reported the coming to town of a plane load of Nollywood actors and musicians to entertain the head of state. The country was on a go-slow the next morning and everybody blamed it on all the partying. For a pesident so young, Gambia will pay a heavy annual price to keep the big man humoured for years to come!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

First Impressions

The Gambia is a wonderful country. Having said that, the aviation world has not been fair to this tourist gem because everybody who is here has some untoward experience to narrate about the difficulties and at times comitragic distances they had to cover to get here. Can you imagine a South African having to fly to Brussels and then back to West Africa. Even Nigerian and Ghanians who are literally next door neighbour have to struggle to get here. Nobody got here on less than three flights. For me it is a sad statement about how much work African states need to do to dismantle the borders that hinder travel and commerce. Many delegates from Nigeria had to drive from Dakar by road. Kenya Airways is doing booming business connecting many of the major capitals in West and Central Africa, but hopping from those main hubs of Lagos, Dakar, Freetown to the smaller state capitals is impossible. Just this month Air Senegal has collapsed and Bellview had problems with the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authorities. This left many of the delegates hoping to come down either with useless tickets or stranded with no connections. Virgin Air Nigeria will start flying from July 1st into Banjul and that will offer the best connection yet to Gambia because Lagos has got lots of air traffic from the rest of Africa. The tourism industry here hardly uses scheduled airlines and is dependant on Air Charters from UK and other European capitals. If the air connections to Gambia are sorted out, this country stands to gain alot from regional tourism courtesy of the regional powerhouses like Nigeria and Ghana. Further afield they can easily attract tourism business from Southern Africa, South America, Europe all which are within reach. I wish the "Siling Coast of Africa" all the best and promise to be a lifelong ambassador.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Banjul here comes Kenya

The 22nd All Africa Public Relations Conference will be held between 24th and 28th May at the Sheraton Hotel, Banjul and a delegation of Kenyan PR practitioners will attend and represent the motherland. I will be amongst the group mingling and networking with my colleagues and peers; in no hurry. Usually when we meet in our professional body meetings and events, we are harried and pressed for time. I therefore look forward to a relaxed week, learning one or two things about the country and how my peers from around Africa are communicating. I will keep you posted.....

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Burnt Out

Does anyone ever get a feeling like the time left is less than time spent? I am feeling like this candle- very little of me is left. There seems to be so much more to do in such little time. How does one extend the time available to them? Is it about better time management? Is it about self awareness? What is it? 

Friday, April 17, 2009

Migingo & The Art Of State Propaganda

For a while now, I have pondered over the importance of what I will call The Migingo Saga.
Why is Migingo happening now? At the initial stages of the saga, analysts thought it was a ploy by Museveni to rally Ugandans together againist the "big bad rich neighbour". On close scrutiny, one realises that Kenyan leaders are the ones that needed to divert the nation's attention from pressing problems of famine and drought, corruption, mis-rule and general lack of leadership.
Everytime I try to place the importance and relevance of the island saga, I get drawn closer and closer to the conslusion that its mere state propaganda aimed at keeping Kenyans emotionally charged and directing all of our national stocks of venom towards our neighbours to the west. Uganda also seems to be in the know and must have been requested to "play along", how else would you explain all the drama and theatrics they are involved in- sending their brigadiers to the island and Government Spokeperson to Nairobi, Kibaki meeting with Museveni in Lusaka, etc. The only unscripted part is the one of Kenya looking like a sissy simply because someone forgot to let Kianga and Wetangula in on the secret. So we end up with State officials seeking a diplomatic solution, while Ugandans and common Kenyans are spoiling for a military fight!
This tatics have been used in the past and at different intervals we have had to deal with "manufactured crisis" like guerrillas here and there, sedition, coup plot, cabinet reshuffles, a cure for AIDS, pyramid schemes, etc which are meant to keep the citizens on tenterhooks for months on end and their gaze away from the real problems.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

What company do you keep?

The other weekend while having a beer with friends of a friend, one of them posed and asked what kind of role models do we expose our kids to? His view is that most parents like hanging around their "kind", which means that if you are a lawyer then all the successful adults that you expose your kids to apart from family members will be in the law and enforcement careers. The twist was that in Kenya today only a small percentage of people are engaged in formal employment or in the the type of careers that every parent wishes their children to engage in. Invariably too many Kenyans are in "jua kali" or informal businesses. To make matters worse our type of businesses lack professionalism and you will therefore find a very successful real estate player raking in millions but plying their trade from a parking lot or a cybercafe! Professionals are looked down upon and those in public service are demeaned. He went on to observe that in the olden days, civil servants were respected and it was an honour and privilege to serve the nation. Teachers were respected and emulated, doctors too. Poor kids are therefore left no choice but to emulate the "wheeler dealer" uncles they are familiar with. With this comes the oft lauded cutting of corners that Kenyan business world is associated with. The hero and heroines of Kenyan business-lore are all strugglers who cut a corner here and suplied "air" there! In such a world where every "uncle and aunty" is in business, are we not limiting the options left for career chioces to our kids. To make matters worse, TV has filled the vacuum with a very unrealistic reality of aliens and a Harry Porter-type world full of sorcery black magic.Will it be a wonder when your teenage daughter finds inspiration in Gothic culture and your son becomes a slave of hip-hop culture? As we discussed the issue, it dawned on many that a "bling" and informal culture was seeping slowly into our society. The most respected in our midst are the tie-less "bling"-ardoned businessmen who drive a flashy and pimped car, keep irregular hours and remains vague about what they really do for a living. The discussion got me thinking. How do I expose Natasha and Gregory to the right kind of people. Inspirational and not hyped types. What advice on careers do I give them? While I may not have a game plan to share now, the discussion was food for thought and I hope I will be conscious to what and who they learn from.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Seventy Four Ninety (74.90) is the price of your vigilance

If you ever doubted that oil marketers operate a cartel in Kenya, then here is the evidence. After all the noise we made about the oil marketers fleecing us with unjustified mark-ups and after the Energy Regularory Commission threatened them with price control, they are now "self-regulating". A close look at all the station forefront's reveals a unified price of Kshs. 74.90 cutting across Kobil, total, Caltex, Shell, etc.
In the past it was not uncommon to find a difference of as much as six shilling in the price of unleaded super petrol between two stations marketing the same brand only 3 kilometres from each other. Most notorious were the CBD stations and those in the Hurlingham area. Thika Road, Muranga Road and Eastlands were the places where you got value for money. Not any more it seems. There is consesus now.
Did petro consumers ask for too much? Wil ERC do anything now.